Greetings, Americans and People of Earth Two!
It is I, Donald L. Trump of Earth One – and I am writing with a MESSAGE OF WARNING – AND OF HOPE !
You know as well as I do the calamity that befallen us all! Your President, Donald J. Trump, has gone mad – driven mad when NASA Scientists and the WEF Illuminati REVEALED TO HIM in a SECRET CEREMONY the existence of a PARALLEL UNIVERSE – A MIRROR UNIVERSE, UNIVERSE ONE of which your UNIVERSE is the ASTONISHING REFLECTION.
I don’t have time here to explain the multi-dimensional physics at work – but know this: YOUR PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN DRIVEN MAD AT THE IDEA THERE IS ANOTHER ONE OF HIM, AND he is WILLING TO DESTROY THE WORLD TO GET BACK AT ME – for, alas, it is MY WORLD, too.
But there is HOPE. Since we now have the fusion-powered de-carbonization plants up and running, I feel comfortable resigning as President and leaving the Oval Office in the safe and stable hands of my Vice President, Bruce Springsteen.
A team of interdimensional physicists, led by my sons, will be opening up a portal to your earth: I will wait within. Once you bring him to meet me, I will hold them, while the portals are destroyed. Conveniently for you, we plan to locate your portal at a ward for the mentally and politically insane in a hospital in the DC area (TBA, working on it).
Weep not for me! Remember instead and hold close to your heart – as I hold so close to mine – the closing words of Sydney Carton in Charles Dickens’ eternal classic of life and sacrifice in time of revolution, A Tale of Two Cities
“I see a beautiful city and a brilliant people rising from this abyss, and, in their struggles to be truly free, in their triumphs and defeats, through long years to come, I see the evil of this time and of the previous time of which this is the natural birth, gradually making expiation for itself and wearing out. . . .
I see that child who lay upon her bosom and who bore my name, a man winning his way up in that path of life which once was mine. I see him winning it so well, that my name is made illustrious there by the light of his. . . .
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.”
Courage! Remember the crucible and the hopes of the Revolution that propelled the United States in the direction of its dreams, lo these two and a half centuries : that being created equal is self-evident, that we are dedicated not to subjugation or corruption, but to hammer that bent oppression and twisted tyranny into the tools to build a new democracy. No matter how grim or dark the days, this is a task that is forever within our reach.
God Bless America!
Donald L. Trump, President of the United States of America, Earth One (née Earth Two)
